I cannot believe that I forgot to add that I REALLY want a time machine. But that if I had such an object, I would totally use it for good. I would just observe and study the earth through its many Whens... I promise to not step on butterflies or give the sniffles to dinosaurs or get emo at the end of civilization if I warp far into a future When.
I want to live in an underground facility. Much like the hatch in LOST.
I want to spend the rest of my days between the gym and reading my amassed books at home.
I want my parents and I to outlive all my siblings.
I want to write award winning papers challenging the people who are popular with their papers when I think they are cleverly crafted bullshit which intellectuals and professionals are way, way, way too easily sold on.
I want to create a blog that people would actually read, that I could get a book out of even.