I want to go to the meetup as well. I want in, anti, I WANT IN.
I'll make it for the both of us then!
I should get to go because I am a bundle of fun, and socially great at putting people at ease in any situation, should there be people who may feel awkward going otherwise.
I like to do new shit.
I like to eat. LIKE A LOT. Who doesn't like someone who eats?
I'm cute! Who doesn't like cute people?
I'm not just smart, I'm witty. Brits tend to love me, because although I am American, I seem to gel with British humour.
I like to eat.
Did I mention eat?
And YWIR should come too, because she is a badass like me. And we are oodles of dangerous fun. Like the flying spaghetti monster.
Also, I am not quite as hyper as you may think, however, sometimes I do get very excited. But it would be phenomenal fun! And I would take many many pictures and tell the story amusingly! It would be POSITIVELY EPIC LIKE A J.R.R. TOLKIEN NOVEL
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex