if i feel that my boyfriend's attention is not all on me,
i will assume think some bitch out there is doing voodoo
on him trying to steal him away from me. and i'll bring
out the crushed baby seal skulls.
just ignore the iron tasting coffee babe, it's all healthy for you.
every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.