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Originally Posted by Rasofy
Yeah, my first thought upon reading the title.
By definition, this is the answer.
Does he want a pillow for his head?
Originally Posted by Wolfie
Didn't get out of bed until 1 or maybe 2.
I rarely sleep in this late (at least since college) even on weekend days like today, but I totally did today.
Complete with waking up earlier a few times and saying "fuck it, today's an unconscious kinda day."
I didn't do my workout.
I tried to rationalize it with the old hungover excuse, but then I was too lazy even to maintain that.
Artes, Scientia, Veritasiness
Originally Posted by funkadelik
Here, I'll lead by example:
Today I dropped a fork on the floor of my kitchen and instead of taking a second to pick it up, I just figured I'd pick it up later and left it there.
It didn't occur to me that this was really lazy until I came across it later in the evening.
I often pick things up with my toes if I'm sitting down... instead of hunching down to get it. I think I did that at the library today when I dropped my pen.
Goodbye, friends. It's been great.
I didn't brush my teeth before going to bed last night. I normally do that. I was so tired I was ready to literally collapse.
5w6 or 9w1 sp/so/sx, I think
We ran out of toilet paper so I wiped my ass with a dirty sock.
Slept until 3 PM.
Looked a just about the easiest work project ever and thought, "I'm not doing this today. I'll do it tomorrow."
Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.
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