Johnny Depp because I respect his work. For example...when I first heard about Edward Scissorhands, I was like "this will be the stupidest movie ever". Afterwards, it was my favorite movie for a long time,
Still doesn't beat "Cat in the Hat" though.
If not him, the guy from Breaking Bad, Malcolm's father.
Also, maybe, Steve Buschemi, or whatever, because he's had an interesting career.