I don't have a heart to steal or a soul to sell.
(gotta have the dark, kewl image created by some obscure arteest)
2. Guess my ethnicity!! Come on. Guess it guyz!! What? You think I'm xxy?! But I'm not just xxy, I'm also xxy/xxyy/xyx/xyx. Oh wait, those are nationalities?! But I thought I was an exotical.
3. This vagina creature acknowledged my presence, why did she do that? I mean, it couldn't be that she was somehow turned on by my 21392 long profile or the contrasted-mangle pics!!
4. New thread topics: Is the vajeen tighter before age 13 or after rigor mortis?
5. How do I make new friends if I'm not really interested in making friends? No one will love me for me!! It's all so pointless, I'm an idiot. I really hate people btw. *Insert a slew of other self-defeating threads*
6. Now it's my fiance's pet iguana who is giving me problems. Every time I walk past it's cage, it flicks it's tongue at me and glares. I don't know what to do because I don't like confrontation, but I also can't ignore it.