As long as no one's figured out my mystery cynic yet, I'll leave you another one:
It's hard to avoid getting hurt. I keep doing nice things to people I forget are narcissistic assholes/emotional vampires/self-pitying egoists/serial killers. It's tough to be kind and generous, dammit!
1. For some time now, you have been assassinating my character with the false accusation that I am a drug taker. Should you continue with your vicious, lying character assassination, I shall ask the moderators to throw watermelon.