I just found this in my inbox on a dating site this morning. I can't even begin to state my reaction to this wonderfully articulate note.
Note how there is only a mention of my pictures, and no mention at all of anything in my profile.
An accountant. And little command of formal English. And he wants to webcam and mic. My heart is aflutter.hiii sweety. how are u hun ma god girl u really sooo pretty so cute and so sexy girl. lol i cant stop looking at ur pics really attractive and beautiful lady, i cant belive u single iam sure guys there flirt u and hit on u all the time lol, no man can resist girl like u, u every man girl friend dream , wish i were closer lol i would stay single .
iam fares,. from egypt 30. single, virgin, work as accountant, i wish we can talk more and get to know each other , u met middle eastern guys before??
u want talk here ? or u have any messenger or facebook so we can talk easier and faster ,. and i have cam and mic if u want see me now on ma cam, add me or send me ur email i will add u
Anyone else have some good ones?
note: This comprises about 85% of the crap I receive from dating sites. The only difference with this letter is that it's about three times longer than normal.