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    Default Obama better suited to handle extra-terrestrial invasion than Romney (!!!)

    In the event that Bill Pullman isn't available, two-thirds of respondents to a new survey say that President Barack Obama would be better suited to handle an alien invasion than presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/s...171143465.html


    Wow. What will they think of next, that is even less irrelevant? (Hopefully.)
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    Next headline: "Who would be better suited to handle an invasion of mole-people led by their evil twin?"
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    I have a hunch that more voters are intersted in the economy.
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    I suppose they should have verified whether people were voting for Obama to deal better with the aliens because they thought he was an alien (from Kenya) himself....

    It's all in how you phrase the question.

    Then again, you think that Romney with his Mormon background might have played better on the celestial scale....

    Quote Originally Posted by SD45T-2 View Post
    I have a hunch that more voters are intersted in the economy.
    Maybe the aliens will bring us a new economic system, if they conquer us?

    I've also heard that war stimulates the economy.
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    I like Herman Cain in this case.

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    I think Obama is better compared with Randy Quaid, not Bill Pullman.

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    Wtf? Lol
    For all that we have done, as a civilization, as individuals, the universe is not stable, and nor is any single thing within it. Stars consume themselves, the universe itself rushes apart, and we ourselves are composed of matter in constant flux. Colonies of cells in temporary alliance, replicating and decaying and housed within, an incandescent cloud of electrical impulses. This is reality, this is self knowledge, and the perception of it will, of course, make you dizzy.

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    Obama better suited to handle balls than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle small handheld games systems than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle a door handle than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle small televised appearances on the price is right than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle lard than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle fly's than Romney (!!!)

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    Obama better suited to handle a small congratulatory gift from England than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle old people with dementia than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle an inconvenient truth than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle poison dart frogs than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle birth cetificates than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle month old cheese than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle a game of twister than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle a jello shot off Ron Jeremy's arse than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle a prostate exam than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle break dancing than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle pocket change than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle that thing I never did than Romney (!!!)

    Obama better suited to handle an LDR than Romney (!!!)


    And so on..........

    Hey lets turn this into a meme. If it has not already become one.
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