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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ü™ View Post
    What a surprise, @Lexicon is giving Jack head.
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    He's fixed!
    but you don't give head with your genitals.....
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    but you don't give head with your genitals.....
    He'd have to receive with his, though.. he's not interested in sex. We stayed at a friend's house before, & this young girlkitty in heat kept trying to back into him. He was terrified.

    He was laying on the arm of the chair above my head.. not on it!

    *shakes head* our love is pure & chaste.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    He'd have to receive with his, though.. he's not interested in sex. We stayed at a friend's house before, & this young girlkitty in heat kept trying to back into him. He was terrified.

    He was laying on the arm of the chair above my head.. not on it!

    *shakes head* our love is pure & chaste.
    you're denial is so adorable
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    he's not interested in sex. We stayed at a friend's house before, & this young girlkitty in heat kept trying to back into him. He was terrified.
    I think my 'tardkitten Magnus would do the same thing. He's terrified of EVERYTHING. I think Alice scared tormented him so much as a kitten that he stays away from girlcats.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    you're denial is so adorable



    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    I think my 'tardkitten Magnus would do the same thing. He's terrified of EVERYTHING. I think Alice scared tormented him so much as a kitten that he stays away from girlcats.
    Unspayed girlcats are she-beasts.

    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    irrational anger is a sign of denial
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Unspayed girlcats are she-beasts.

    My first ever girlcat went on heat just before the vet would desex her, she WAS a she-beast. I have never seen a cat (or anything) so desperate to get outside or to slut herself around things. She would rub and meow and moan (in this weird cat way) against everything and anything.

    It was summer as well, so the windows were open and she'd cry and then there would be like 6 male cats all trying to get in.

    It was like Hitchcock directed her entry to womanhood.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    irrational anger is a sign of denial
    It's rational! Ne is a brat!



    Jack read your posts.



    He told me to tell you he disapproves.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    My first ever girlcat went on heat just before the vet would desex her, she WAS a she-beast. I have never seen a cat (or anything) so desperate to get outside or to slut herself around things. She would rub and meow and moan (in this weird cat way) against everything and anything.

    It was summer as well, so the windows were open and she'd cry and then there would be like 6 male cats all trying to get in.

    It was like Hitchcock directed her entry to womanhood.
    Hitchcock had some weird issues with women. Apparently his advances on his actresses went as far as placing a board between his trailer & Tippi Hedren's, to try to access her even when she was on breaks.

    I could definitely see how female cats in heat would be like that.

    On hot/humid days here, the front yard reeks of catpee, cuz all these male cats come visit me on the porch & get petted.
    I don't mind since I'm leavin' again shortly.. but yeah.. fortunately catfriends won't have a yard to pee on at the new place.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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