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    Fantastic, all of them.

    The only experience I can remember seems pretty tame compared to most of these, although possibly a lesson in how not to offer to buy someone a drink.

    I was at a nightclub with a few people from school. This place never asked for ID, so it was the only nightclub to go to for those too disorganised/chicken to get a fake ID (I only ever went to nightclubs underage - it seemed kinda pointless once I was old enough to go legally).

    Anyways, it was a somewhat atypical nightclub, given that most of the patrons were probably in their 30s instead of the usual teenage/early 20s demographic. Picture me, socially inept geek, standing awkwardly with people from school I didn't really know, near the bar.

    Drunk guy in his 30s or 40s (not sure, I suck at picking ages even now): "Can I buy you a drink?"

    Me (slightly panicking, due to a) complete social cluelessness and b) fear of being caught underage in a nightclub): "Uh, no thanks."

    Him: "Oh, go on. What do you want to drink?" (leaning closer, somewhat uncoordinatedly due to extreme drunkeness)

    Me: "Um, I can't actually drink, I'm still at school" (totally awesome effort at keeping the illegal underagedness in a nightclub a secret. Not.)

    Him: "Well, what about a soft drink then?" (leaning ever closer)

    Me: "Uh, no thanks. I don't like soft drink."

    Him: "Well, can I get you a glass of water?" (still leaning closer)

    Me: "Uh, no." (feeling like an absolute twit for saying no to a glass of water, then I think I beat a hasty retreat to the ladies bathroom, and spent the rest of the evening trying to dodge the guy).

    Edit: The age of consent where I live is 16, so this isn't quite as bad as it sounds.
    ...so much smoke pouring out of each chromosome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pure_mercury View Post
    "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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    That's awful!!!!

    HAHAHAHHAHAA

    Ummm....what does that mean?

    Asking someone to go dutch on a date with a bastard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzeCze View Post
    Ummm....what does that mean?

    Asking someone to go dutch on a date with a bastard?
    I suspect the definition of bastard that they're using is 'child out of wedlock'. *grin*
    ...so much smoke pouring out of each chromosome.

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    I wish I was a farmer so I could grow a whole feild of y'all


    I stole that from Fresh Prince, by the way.

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    "Can I buy you breakfast?"
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    "Your pants are so tight, I cannot breathe"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebell View Post
    I suspect the definition of bastard that they're using is 'child out of wedlock'. *grin*
    You got it.
    Who wants to try a bottle of merc's "Extroversion Olive Oil?"

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    Wow...I still don't really get it.

    I think your line works in that it buys you 2-5 minutes of the girl going to lay on the charm.

    That's really what a successful pick-up line does, it buys you another minute to convince the girl to give you another minute, and another, until she decides you are worthy of more than 5 minutes of idle chatter by the bar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzeCze View Post
    Wow...I still don't really get it.
    Um, ok, I'll spell it out.

    Want to go halves in a bastard refers to the possibility of becoming pregnant from having a one night stand. So saying 'want to halves in a bastard?' is asking someone to have sex with them.

    ...so much smoke pouring out of each chromosome.

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    ^^

    *sigh*

    It was a figure of speech.

    But I made you stick around for another 15 seconds explaining it to me!

    So my ingenious and clever ploy line, worked!
    “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde

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