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    The Unwieldy Clawed One Falcarius's Avatar
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    I don't do pick up lines. But, as I am currently on the phone to one of my female friends, I asked her what her worst pick up line she had ever received was. She said someone said to her, "Hey, I just wanted to tell you the word of the day is 'legs'. Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?"

    I have been trying to find out who told her that, but she won't tell me. I am sure it was not myself, at least I hope not anyway.
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    Ok. here is one:

    *look at her weird* Aren't you tired?.....*she'll ask why you ask that*.....Because you been running through my mind all day.


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    Theres always the one: If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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    "Is your Daddy home?"

    "Your husband really sounds boring. You should go out with me this weekend" (actually given this one in history class at college when I was 23!)

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    i have a preference towards casual and emotionally shallow sexual encounters, how about you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart View Post
    "Is your Daddy home?"

    "Your husband really sounds boring. You should go out with me this weekend" (actually given this one in history class at college when I was 23!)
    Well, it's certainly to the point!

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    Oh, wait, I have a cheesey line used on me (real).

    "If I were your girlfriend, and said I wanted to go out dogging, how would you react?"

    Edit : it's this Dogging & - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia if you haven't come across this british slang before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff View Post
    Oh, wait, I have a cheesey line used on me (real).

    "If I were your girlfriend, and said I wanted to go out dogging, how would you react?"
    Did you piss on a lamp-post?

    Bet you gave her a bone!

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    I heard a 2nd hand account of this encounter at a club:

    Drunk man approaches drunk woman, "Let's get straight to it. Wanna come back to my place and f*ck?"

    The woman concurred.

    She even told my roommate how "refreshing" the man's approach was.

    My roommate's guess was the man who propositioned the girl must have been REALLY really hot?

    (or else they were both highly promiscuous people under the influence? or both?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Third Rider View Post
    Ok. here is one:*look at her weird* Aren't you tired?.....*she'll ask why you ask that*.....Because you been running through my mind all day.

    This one actually gets positive points for being funny. It could work under the right situation with the right person I think.

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