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    Quote Originally Posted by anii View Post
    Uhoh . . . are you two an item?

    My bad.

    (Although, one can still admire the scenery, can't one?)

    Re: 15 drinks - once you've reached my age, worshipping the porcelain god is no longer a fun and novel adventure. Give me 2 cosmos and call it a day.
    lol. No we're not, I was biting back a comment which would've taken your comment in another direction, possibly lower than the porcelain gods could have.

    Oooh boy, do I know that god. It's the reason I always avoid the first toilet bowl in all clubs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aelan View Post
    Oooh boy, do I know that god. It's the reason I always avoid the first toilet bowl in all clubs.
    Yeah, that's a good thing to avoid.
    I'm not a procrastinator. I'm a long-term planner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    Yeah, that's a good thing to avoid.
    LOL!!!
    ENFJ 3W4

    If you read this I am sorry to say that you just lost 5 seconds of your life that you wont be getting back.*

    *Actual time may vary.

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    lol.. I remember that story.
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    I don't want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

    Never take life to seriously.. No one gets out alive in the end anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    Yeah, that's a good thing to avoid.
    Okay, we're even with spleens.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
    /Nohari

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    Okay, we're even with spleens.
    Aaaaand there's my new out-of-context surreal sig quote. Thanks!
    I'm not a procrastinator. I'm a long-term planner.

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    Because even bad Walken impressions are funny:

    YouTube - WALKEN INTERVENTION

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    To follow up with EffEm's 'People's Court' story -- I just read this on a spa website and just got it.

    Ever hear of a back facial? Usually they are just called 'back facials'. But at this one spa, it's called --

    'Bare Back'



    Get it?

    Yeah, it made me look at that place a little differently.
    “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "I'm outtie 5000" ― Romulux

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    I was talking with a friend last night about the old story that Hitler only turned to politics when he was denied admittance to art school. We wondered how the world might be different if only some art professor had been a little more enthusiastic about young Adolf's portfolio. After a little research, I discovered that many of the world's dictators and genocidal maniacs had a dream cruelly dashed before taking out their revenge on the world. A sampling:

    Josef Stalin: Was a promising flautist before being demoted to second chair in the school orchestra and concluding that meritocracy sucked.

    Pol Pot: Won championships at hundreds of quilting bees before his girlfriend left him over his obsession; soon decided that the arts were indulgent and vain.

    Idi Amin: Enjoyed floral arrangement until he was drafted and subsequently ridiculed by his Army buddies; vowed revenge on everyone.

    Benito Mussolini: Was an exceptionally emotive dancer until his career derailed when a late train caused him to miss an audition for the Bolshoi Ballet. A distraught Mussolini pledged to improve the efficiency of public services at any cost.

    Kim Jong-Il: Harbored dreams of a career in the NBA; despite his outstanding defensive play, his diminutive stature limited his potential and he soon developed a Napoleon complex.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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    Robert Mugabe - Was sickened by organic heirloom tomatoes in a caprese salad at a chichi Harare restaurant. He then decided to take all farms from rich white people in Zimbabwe.
    Who wants to try a bottle of merc's "Extroversion Olive Oil?"

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