And yes, I have the uncommon ability to remain quite lucid even after ingesting large amounts of alcohol. INTPs are great because they will do anything you tell them to. (Sometimes with a little coaxing from the devil's advocate) I can come up with the most blatantly embarrassing idea, and if I can just rationalize it, my INTP friend will almost always do it. Usually this only works on the INTPs that aren't known do drink often...otherwise you guys are just plain salty. It's a real treat to get to see an INT drunk for the first time, it's almost always embarrasing and comical. Be sure to bring a camera.
This beer company you speak of...I must know more.