I'm pretty sure he's gay because he teaches Fred Astaire dance classes & has flabby, hairless arms. His name is Richard too, which is a name commonly given to gay people.
Lolwut? Was that bestowed upon him at his coming out ceremony? If so, I would've asked for something flashier, like 'Cher'. And if he's gay, wouldn't he be pumping more iron to have rock hard super masculine arms?
FYI about 'annals' if you pronounce "year" in Spanish without that squiggly line you're actually saying "anus"
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde
People continue to say "preciate it" when I hold doors for them. It's not the sound in this case, more the culture of males who find it a great expression of their personality to leave the "a" off of appreciate while stuffing their hands into their jeans that makes me laugh
I probably say this at least once a day.
"You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."
Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office
than to serve and obey them. - David Hume
Why do some people say Worshington instead of Washington?
Ohhh heh, one day at 711 some tweeker looking kids walked in to the wine section and starting talking shit about Merlot. It went a little something like this, "Bahahaha, Mer-Lot, that shits nasty" this totally cracked me up.
Fe | Ni | Se | Ti ... 3w4 ... Lawful Neutral ... Johari -Nohari
A cousin of mine had just bought a blackberry. Then his friend told him (in portuguese): ''Man, that's so cool! A katyperry!''
A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '