That are 2 sizes too big for you. Tuck in a faded, oddly colored polo shirt and then cinch up the pants really tight with a leather belt.

Wear white sneakers at the end of them.

And when you walk, hunch down a little and shuffle really fast.

Whether you look older or just tragically unhip, both will get you the street cred you so desperately desire.

Wow, this is fun, I will think of some more.