Last year, I think, a guy on a full subway "discharged" his little swimmers on a woman. The lady started making a fuss, so the rest of the guys in the subway made it stop, took the guy outside and beat him.

Also, in the street, there were people selling ferrets on steroids as poodles. I still can't understand how people don't notice the difference.

Aaaand, there's a religion for Maradona (there used to be one for the Rolling Stones, but that faded away at some point).

Iglesia Maradoniana - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia