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    Last year, I think, a guy on a full subway "discharged" his little swimmers on a woman. The lady started making a fuss, so the rest of the guys in the subway made it stop, took the guy outside and beat him.

    Also, in the street, there were people selling ferrets on steroids as poodles. I still can't understand how people don't notice the difference.

    http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1075511/im...ES-640x362.jpg

    Aaaand, there's a religion for Maradona (there used to be one for the Rolling Stones, but that faded away at some point).

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    And now for a special release of "Crazy Sh*t Squirrels Do".

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    But did he win his COD campaign??? The article doesn't say...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MDP2525 View Post
    But did he win his COD campaign??? The article doesn't say...
    we will never know, be up for days wondering.
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    Last week my Father called from the vet hospital to tell me about how he had blown off his own heel.

    So many ways in which this could have been an amusing story.

    This was not one of them.

    Killing moles with cyonide gas/napalm had grown tiresome so he decided to get creative. This time he poured kerosene down a tunnel, threw in a lit morter, put a slab of wood over the hole and stood on it.

    As he bragged about this to me over the phone, I could clearly imagine a fat, scruffy, redneck dipshit who had been chosen to play my Father on 1000 ways to die belching loudly, with a Bud Light in his hand as he jumped up and down on the plywood, cussing out the invisible moles before being blown to bits as the manly voice suggested he should have " Mole'd this over a bit harder."
    ....there is still a good chance that's how it will end.
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    one need only visit stinson hunter's facebook page to get their fill of horrificly stupid shit people do.

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    Someone's gonna be Uber'ing it for the rest of his mortal life...

    Oklahoma speeder caught at 208 mph | Fox News

    An Oklahoma man was arrested on Saturday after leading police on a 208 mph chase.

    Nineteen-year-old Hector Fraire first tripped a radar gun doing 84 mph on the Kilpatrick Turnpike in Oklahoma City, before speeding away as police tried to pull him over. According to the Oklahoma Highway Patrol, Fraire’s heavily modified 2011 Ford Mustang was then clocked doing 176 mph and 208 mph, and he tried to elude the chase vehicle by turning off his headlights and brake lights...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke O View Post
    Must've had the smallest penis ever for that to happen, also think about how easily he could've lost it due to the blood flow being cut off.

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