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Polygamist Ninja Women Sneak Into Utah Home To Abduct 15-Year-Old Girl, Fail Miserably - Yahoo News
Police say two women dressed from head to toe as ninjas broke into a home in an effort to abduct a 15-year-old girl
The 15-year-old girl is scheduled to testify in court next week against the shared boyfriend of the two ninja-clad women, ages 18 and 22, the station notes.
The amateur ninja women came armed with knives and stun guns. They forced their way through a door. However, a man inside the house heard the would-be abductors and thwarted their plan.
... “My adrenaline was pumping so bad,” he told KSTU. “They grabbed for me. One of them covered my mouth, and the other grabbed my throat, but they were both pretty small so I threw them back and started shouting to get anybody awake that I could.”
The unnamed man was also able to restrain the ninjas until police showed up. The family released a statement indicating that a Samurai sword was used to keep the attackers at bay. It’s not clear if the two ninja women brought the Samurai sword...