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    No moss growing on me Giggly's Avatar
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    Default I flirted my way out of a speeding ticket

    He gave me a fix-it ticket instead for not having a front license plate. The cop was really handsome, but married. I think firemen and cops are sexy. He told me firemen are lazy and don't really work so don't bother with them (lol) and that I should volunteer at the police station

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    lol

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    You whore!!!

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    Go back and demand the ticket. Lol. Just kidding take what you can in the short term but remember that cops are just similar to the mob. so be careful about taking too many favors.
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    If only I was able to flirt my way out of a ticket.

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    *gaps*

    You harlot.

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    Without me saying anything, he says "The good thing about cops is that we like to marry. We may not stay married but we do get married."

    LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    Go back and demand the ticket. Lol. Just kidding take what you can in the short term but remember that cops are just similar to the mob. so be careful about taking too many favors.
    I know. Like a good old boys club. A friend of mine used to date a cop and even after they broke up she could never escape their mob mentality.

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    Scandalous wench!

    Which reminds me, I have an 81$ speeding ticket to pay in the next 8 day, lest my licence be suspended. Clearly you need to teach me your Jedi flirtation ways.
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    Good job. Whatever works, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggly View Post
    He gave me a fix-it ticket instead for not having a front license plate. The cop was really handsome, but married. I think firemen and cops are sexy. He told me firemen are lazy and don't really work so don't bother with them (lol) and that I should volunteer at the police station
    You jerk...naughty person!!!

    How do you do that???

    Should I switch to super low cut shirts when I drive in case I get pulled over?

    I've known guys who've been able to talk their way out of tickets as well, not in a flirty way but just by "being personable" or something. WTF. I'm ENFP. Aren't I "personable" enough? BAH.
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