He gave me a fix-it ticket instead for not having a front license plate. The cop was really handsome, but married. I think firemen and cops are sexy. He told me firemen are lazy and don't really work so don't bother with them (lol) and that I should volunteer at the police station
Who cares if you flirted how did the conversation go that got you out of paying a ticket?
I said, "You're really handsome and sexy. I want to be handcuffed and frisked by you".
You should try saying this, jix.
I'd rather pay the ticket than say that. I am far too shy for that kind of thing.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman