A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '
I'm gonna give custom advices, in order to keep everybody happy:
XNTJ: Be cold and srs bsns. You are always right. The world is gonna be a much better place once everybody acknowledge this fact. IMPORTANT: Never use more than 4 lines. Once you start using more than 4 lines, you are either letting your ego or your Fi take control (or both), which makes you look full retard. Never go full retard.
INTP: Point out every typology mistake or grammar errors you see people making. Once people try to define anything, show this person there are at least 10 differente perspectives to look at it, but never offer a solution. Make inappropriate jokes and don't make much effort to let people know you are joking (''Obviously I'm joking, only a moron wouldn't see it'').
XXFP: You are not mean: the other person is mean. Why would you be kind to a mean person? Better acting 5x meaner. It's justified. They deserved it. IMPORTANT: Use at least 20 lines.
XXFJ: They worry more about their image than about teaching you a lesson, so they are rarely gonna be mean. It's not like you are worthy her or his time anyways. But they won't waste their time informing you.
ENTP: May make some very socially inadequated jokes, but for the most part they can't act mean - even though they usually think they are badasses.
XSTP: Act impulsively, but only be mean to people that aren't ''being cool''. If someone has a different moral concept from yours, let this person know he is being plainly illogical, but don't mention ''mean''. You are the badass STP. This person is just dumb.
XSTJ: Make yourself a pattern of social adequacy and judge everyone by your standards. How can they be so obnoxious?! Make'em learn the right way .
Why am I the only forum xSFP that seems to have an at least slightly dark outlook on life and people? I do display what seems to be the obligatory xSFP childish whining quite often, but it seems I have a 'darker' more cynical, frustrated, and bitter side unlike most.
In my experience, remembering all of someone's expectations of others, as well as all of their moral codes that they mention and throwing them back in their face whenever they deviate from them works well. Of course, if you care more about solving a particular problem than making the other guy look like a hypcritical dick, then this is probably not the best option.
"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray