So, what do you give people about to have twins for a baby shower? I keep thinking about it and haven't the first clue.
Is there some sort of "dorky single person that has no clue" gift that is standard? I mean, I know that for weddings my parents don't go to I get the standard family gift - a waffle iron. My parents give everyone a waffle iron for their wedding, and since it has never failed to be the only one there, I have also taken up the waffle iron method. Other people give things like kitchen tables/chairs, and in the six years they've been married, my best friend and his wide have given all but two of the tables (and I believe one of the remaining ones has matching chairs) to their friends, both of which they were offering me last time I was up there (last Saturday), and I would have taken one or both had it not been for the fact I'd need to somehow transport those oaken monstrosities down here. They've been in storage that entire time... They once gave me a list of things I could have if I wanted them, but I can't recall what they all were. They had about ten of a few popular items when they got married, some of which would last decades under normal use and therefore they probably have more than they'll need in their lifetimes of these items.
So, basically, I'm looking for the waffle iron of reproduction material assistance, not the kitchen table. That is, useful, unique, and not something they'll just toss in storage until they give it to their kids when they move out.