Can't say it's ever happened to me, but it's one of my many dreams.
Speaking of which, can I get kicked out of the store for saying "Go fuck yourself, you cunt!" after the salesgirl asks "Can I help you?"
And if so, can I then sue them?
Perhaps you should first ask yourself ''Can them sue me?''
A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '
"How dreadful!" cried Lord Henry. "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." ~ Oscar Wilde - The picture of Dorian Gray