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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
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    Candid humor seems to hold a stronger punch when taken out of context.

    If we made a script, it would compete with Tarantino dialogue.

    It would also come bound in a grimoire made of flesh taken from @Lexicon's numerous surgeries.

    Normally I'd consider this an affront to nature Herself, but apparently @Amargith ran it by the gods.

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    @Ginkgo: senza, will you put our convo in the ventvine?
    Ginkgo: i want attention
    Ginkgo: to feed my narcissism
    @senza tema: no

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    I only read the first and last page. = confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post

    It would also come bound in a grimoire made of flesh taken from @Lexicon's numerous surgeries.
    Fuck. Yes. \m/
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saudade View Post
    I only read the first and last page. = confused.
    Ask a mod for a vent account...

    Not sure what your post number needs to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    @wheelchairdoug: is it possible to rename threads?
    @Jonnyboy: it's possible if you have love in your heart doug
    Jonnyboy: <3
    This one is my favorite. Hilarious.

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    Mane: i never thought i'd say this
    Mane: but do me senza
    <3 They found each other...
    ★ڿڰۣ✿ℒoѵℯ✿ڿڰۣ★





    "Harm none, do as ye will”

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    @senza tema is MINE!!

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
    .



    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    @senza tema is MINE!!

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    Default Vent Quotes: Post-forum Apocalypse Edition

    @Mane: no, when they look like perfect females but on the inside are male - have tasticles instead of ovaries
    @Lexicon: fantasticles

    @Gish: Apparently willem dafoe has a massive penis
    Gish: so that's part of being jesus

    @LevelZeroHero: im sometimes suprirsed im not a rapist

    @Lexicon: i'll become morbidly obese, then rapidly lose the weight, surgically remove the excess skin, tan it, and make my own leather, then see a tailor and get fitted for my very own Me Suit

    @YWIR: Raptor i'd cat call you
    YWIR: "BOY YOU PLAY VIDEOGAMES REAL NICCEE"


    @LevelZeroHero: i dunno
    LevelZeroHero: i forget
    LevelZeroHero: i cant keep track of all my lies

    @Gish: sometimes I watch pornos for inspiration

    @Sinmara: I had sex with this guy and he gave me crepes

    @Gish: they could at least get death metal baby clothes
    Gish: to pacify me

    @LevelZeroHero: i feel like something useful should be stored in every fedora
    LevelZeroHero: maybe a snack
    LevelZeroHero: for your pet monkey

    @Gish: Yeah, but if i'm going to insult someone it should be accurate

    @poimandres: http://www.typologycentral.com/forum...taphysics.html
    @ReadingRainbows: i am not drunk enough for that raptor wizard

    @LevelZeroHero: maybe if you type a math thing in
    LevelZeroHero: youll get an answer
    LevelZeroHero: look
    LevelZeroHero: 7*6=?
    Wind-up Rex: your mom
    @Cimarron: try again

    @LEGERdeMAIN: i want to vomit
    @Gish: if you vomit you'll probably feel better
    Gish: try touching your uvula with a dildo
    @EJCC: ....
    EJCC: well that escalated quickly

    @Ginkgo: i can't read the songs of ice and fire. i always think of Martin's bearded face during the sex scenes. it's really awkward

    @Cimarron: I can reclaim tacos as part of my heritage if I want, because they're tasty

    @Nijntje: when im 80 i want to pick up an opium habit and live out the last of my days in an opium den
    @Gish: Why wait!

    @Mia.: yes but not going on cam and saying you've been on tiny is like saying you haven't had sex because it was "just the tip"

    @senza tema: preparation h and vibrating cock rings have nothing on that shit
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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