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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    IT IS SO YOU!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9HG03zHHfY"]Liz Lemon Says Don't Be Cry[/YOUTUBE]
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Rumors have it that @Risen will give @Lexicon a windows phone if she'll pay for the surgery for him to get boobs.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Default Summer Vent Quotes

    @bologna: remember when robert pattinson died in 9/11

    @Risen: "I wanta large-a breastsa!"

    @Saturned: color me an unsurprised shade of pale teal

    @LEGERdeMAIN: scrambled eggs is a sign of a corrupt and feable mind

    @mathemagician: lots of bitches dig the silent powerfuck
    mathemagician: don't diss

    @Chawie: oh, chawie is an ancient gaelic word meaning badass

    @Mad Hatter: go ask senza about medieval history
    Mad Hatter: i can tell you, it's a lot of monks, dirt, and boredom

    Wind-up Rex: i have a friend who's considering fucking someone from the casual encounters section of craigslist
    Wind-up Rex: i think shes going to get herpes and get serial killed
    @Patches: Tell her to do this: Have the guy put on one condom. fill a 2nd condom with hotsauce and put it over the first. That way if one condom breaks, YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. Some hotsauce to the dick is worth not getting AIDS.

    @Patches: Welcome to vent. Leave your soul at the door.

    @Lexicon: UFC is like, a couple punches then an hour of awkward spooning

    @Vasilisa: zang said i need to lay off the hope
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    You and @Pettycure keep bringing up silent powerfucking. I think we have some horn-dogs here.

    Hit me up

    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    @bologna: remember when robert pattinson died in 9/11

    @Risen: "I wanta large-a breastsa!"

    @Saturned: color me an unsurprised shade of pale teal

    @LEGERdeMAIN: scrambled eggs is a sign of a corrupt and feable mind

    @mathemagician: lots of bitches dig the silent powerfuck
    mathemagician: don't diss

    @Chawie: oh, chawie is an ancient gaelic word meaning badass

    @Mad Hatter: go ask senza about medieval history
    Mad Hatter: i can tell you, it's a lot of monks, dirt, and boredom

    Wind-up Rex: i have a friend who's considering fucking someone from the casual encounters section of craigslist
    Wind-up Rex: i think shes going to get herpes and get serial killed
    @Patches: Tell her to do this: Have the guy put on one condom. fill a 2nd condom with hotsauce and put it over the first. That way if one condom breaks, YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. Some hotsauce to the dick is worth not getting AIDS.

    @Patches: Welcome to vent. Leave your soul at the door.

    @Lexicon: UFC is like, a couple punches then an hour of awkward spooning

    @Vasilisa: zang said i need to lay off the hope
    Jonnyboy: you know women, trying to fill their gaping holes with the largest thing possible

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    Default Vent Quotes - Fall Edition

    @Risen: i like how doug acts as if he can walk
    Risen: so cute


    @LEGERdeMAIN: bbl, beer church, have a nice evening every1
    @Mane: enjoy worshiping false alcohol


    @Peguy: One can only hope the VP debate goes better than last time
    Peguy: last time it looked like Biden being a drunken pilot tyring to seduce an airhead stewardess at the airport bar


    @LEGERdeMAIN: most lost people convince themselves that they are not lost
    legerdemain: i only know this because i'm a prophet


    @Eruca: "Come to our site, we have actual smart people"


    @Jonnyboy: build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night
    Jonnyboy: set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

    @93JC: sweden changes people

    @shortnsweet: I'm gonna go shower and make brownies and drink scotch and return better than I was


    @Cimarron: Prophet Muhammad: Vampire Hunter


    @Jonnyboy: assuming average penis length, how many men would be needed to have a group of men where every penis was in a butt, and every butt had a penis in it?
    @earthtrekker1775: 2
    earthtrekker1775: of me


    @Sinmara: Gophers are total whores dude


    @Saturned: i keep waiting for the Point to pop up like a moocow on the horizon


    @Mane: *makes clumsy Se-less motions at eck that may or may not be interpreted as interpretive dance*


    @Chawie: unicorns used to be real, until estjs kiled them all


    @Saturned: well a friend of mine who was chinese would tell me, saturned if u are one in a million there are
    @Chawie: thats just what chinese people do to feel better about their being so many of them


    @JivinJeffJones: "pepsi, coke, FLACCID PENIS"
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Either those vent quotes are getting funnier, or I'm getting more assimilated into the hivemind...

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    Default Vent Quotes - The Quotation is Gonna Get You

    @Risen: i wanna be a sexologist
    Risen: and i want a puppy
    @Mane: perfectly reasonable life goals


    @Lexicon: lemons arent.. flammable..
    Lexicon: are they?
    @ Cim would know
    Phobik: or mcgyver


    @prplchknz: im leaving you for greener pastures and suppler breasts


    @Jonnyboy: actually, anything written in the 70s and 80s was likely written by a man with a beard


    @Eruca: There is a significant overlap between romantic and retarded


    @LEGERdeMAIN: sometimes a cigar is just your father's penis


    @Saturned: carrot cake is the unholy offspring
    Saturned: of the devil fornicating with veggies


    @Aleda: I follow the golden rule because otherwise, I get really stressed out.


    @Sinmara: My cat should be a fireman.
    @Eruca: Does that mean he is very brave or very stupid?


    @senza tema: Because I'm a thing ruiner
    senza tema: I ruin people's things


    @YWIR: give her 2 more years and her bitch will flower into a rose


    @YWIR: " YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE. ITS EITHER BE HIPSTER, OR BE KILLED!!"


    @Ginkgo: he looks like a founding father banged a Huxtable


    @YWIR: I'm terrified about turning into a cow
    YWIR: i mean fat
    YWIR: not spontaenous transformation


    @wheelchairdoug: is it possible to rename threads?
    @Jonnyboy: it's possible if you have love in your heart doug
    Jonnyboy: <3


    @Mane: hey, if it works it works. ad hominems are a fallacy for a reason - people use them


    @YWIR: A LADY IN THE STREETS BUT A SEMI PRUDE IN THE SHEEETS
    Wind-up Rex: it's just one long, vagina based con


    @YWIR: Lzh
    @LevelZeroHero: mm?
    YWIR: I wonder how you'd taste coooked in a masla curry with ric eon the side
    YWIR: vanilla
    YWIR: or just really vanilla


    @Poimandres: Oh, you had sex in a car?
    @Riva: She was giving me a blow job while travelling
    Riva: Yes what do you think I was saying?
    Poimandres: That sounds very un-sanitary.


    @Jonnyboy: the pinky is meant for show
    Jonnyboy: not to be used like a barbarian
    Jonnyboy: "I need only 3 fingers and a thumb to do my daily routine"
    Jonnyboy: because I am rich and powerful
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Not to stereotype, but after doing this a couple of rounds, I'm starting to believe that TPs are the most consistent deliverers in the comedy department.

    Also, I'm instituting a new rule that funny shit that people say when I'm not around can be PM'd to me. While I do like to incentivize bitches dancing for my amusement, ect, I'm willing to share the love cause that's the kind of decent motherfucker I am.
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind-Up Rex View Post
    @Risen: i wanna be a sexologist
    Risen: and i want a puppy
    @Mane: perfectly reasonable life goals


    @Lexicon: lemons arent.. flammable..
    Lexicon: are they?
    @ Cim would know
    Phobik: or mcgyver


    @prplchknz: im leaving you for greener pastures and suppler breasts


    @Jonnyboy: actually, anything written in the 70s and 80s was likely written by a man with a beard


    @Eruca: There is a significant overlap between romantic and retarded


    @LEGERdeMAIN: sometimes a cigar is just your father's penis


    @Saturned: carrot cake is the unholy offspring
    Saturned: of the devil fornicating with veggies


    @Aleda: I follow the golden rule because otherwise, I get really stressed out.


    @Sinmara: My cat should be a fireman.
    @Eruca: Does that mean he is very brave or very stupid?


    @senza tema: Because I'm a thing ruiner
    senza tema: I ruin people's things


    @YWIR: give her 2 more years and her bitch will flower into a rose


    @YWIR: " YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE. ITS EITHER BE HIPSTER, OR BE KILLED!!"


    @Ginkgo: he looks like a founding father banged a Huxtable


    @YWIR: I'm terrified about turning into a cow
    YWIR: i mean fat
    YWIR: not spontaenous transformation


    @wheelchairdoug: is it possible to rename threads?
    @Jonnyboy: it's possible if you have love in your heart doug
    Jonnyboy: <3


    @Mane: hey, if it works it works. ad hominems are a fallacy for a reason - people use them


    @YWIR: A LADY IN THE STREETS BUT A SEMI PRUDE IN THE SHEEETS
    Wind-up Rex: it's just one long, vagina based con


    @YWIR: Lzh
    @LevelZeroHero: mm?
    YWIR: I wonder how you'd taste coooked in a masla curry with ric eon the side
    YWIR: vanilla
    YWIR: or just really vanilla


    @Poimandres: Oh, you had sex in a car?
    @Riva: She was giving me a blow job while travelling
    Riva: Yes what do you think I was saying?
    Poimandres: That sounds very un-sanitary.


    @Jonnyboy: the pinky is meant for show
    Jonnyboy: not to be used like a barbarian
    Jonnyboy: "I need only 3 fingers and a thumb to do my daily routine"
    Jonnyboy: because I am rich and powerful
    If I quote this, does everyone who rx mentioned get mentioned again?
    “Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”


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