It is my duty as a member of this forum to inform the general public of conspiracies against it.
Conspiracies are so delicious. And that is because we all con-spire together; we all breathe together; we all breathe as one. The rhythmic flow of our conspiracy as we con-spire together, as we in-spire together, and then we all ex-spire with one delicious sigh.
We sigh together; we lie together; we are the conspiracy theorists - we conspire, we inspire, and finally, we expire.