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    Riva
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    Default MBTI heaven and hell

    In heaven they say -

    The police are British
    The mechanics (cars) are German
    The food is Italian
    The lovers are French
    And everything is organized and run by the Swiss.

    In Hell…

    The police are German.
    The cars are French.
    The food is British.
    The lovers are Swiss.
    And everything is organized and run by the Italians.
    Last edited by Riva; 11-02-2011 at 09:05 AM.

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    Now lets have a bit of fun and substitute MBTI types in to it.

    Edit -

    Also technically speaking this might belong in the fluff zone.

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    Default In MBTI version of heaven -

    The police are SJs
    The cars are SPs
    The food is SFJ
    The lovers are NFs
    And everything is organized and run by the NTs.

    In Hell…

    The police are NPs.
    The mechanics (cars) are NFs.
    The food/chefs are NT.
    The lovers are SPs.
    And everything is organized and run still by the Italians.

    Last edited by Riva; 11-02-2011 at 09:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riva View Post
    The police are SJs
    The cars are SPs
    The food is SFJ
    The lovers are NFs
    And everything is organized and run by the NTs.

    In Hell…

    The police are NPs.
    The cars are NFs.
    The food/chefs are NT.
    The lovers are SPs.
    And everything is organized and run still by the Italians.

    NP cops, SP lovers...sounds pretty interesting...I wanna go to hell
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    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    In Heaven they say, so why cant they get socialism right on earth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    In Heaven they say, so why cant they get socialism right on earth?

    The saying goes: -There are only two places where communism (socialism, marxism, etc.) can work; In heaven, where they will never need it; In hell where they already have it.-

    It can never work on earth because people are naturally power hungry and vile. Socialism is a utopian pipe-dream, it always creates a power vacuum and the ones to fill it are tyrants. The only thing equal among the 'people' under socialism is the equal sharing of poverty and misery. The 1% are still there and still in control, the difference is under socialism they have all the power, all the guns, all the control and will stop at nothing to keep it. The 'people' have no recourse to the law and no liberty, as well as no real incentive to work hard or invent, explore, or better the world around them. Ultimately, socialism = the 'people' in despair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    NP cops, SP lovers...sounds pretty interesting...I wanna go to hell
    The criminals would run wild and probably would have to do traffic duty because the cops (NPs) forgot or were too bored to turn up.
    SP lovers are not that bad. Except of course for their promiscuity and maybe even their lack of indepth bonding needs. These are extreme (worst case stereotyping) of SPs of course.

    Are you still sure about your decision?

    How about INTx lovers?

    You - I love you so much.
    INT - You are stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riva View Post
    The criminals would run wild and probably would have to do traffic duty because the cops (NPs) forgot or were too bored to turn up.
    SP lovers are not that bad. Except of course for their promiscuity and maybe even their lack of indepth bonding needs. These are extreme (worst case stereotyping) of SPs of course.

    Are you still sure about your decision?
    Ok,ok, you convinced me.

    How about INTJ lovers?

    You - I love you so much.
    INTJ - You are stupid.
    Fixed.
    INTPs are sensitive. We'd probably say ''You are being illogical.''
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    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    I don't think I would be bad at cooking.....just that it would be hell if I had to cook for all of you guys in hell. I'd rather rot in this 'so-called' hell than to cook for someone else! I can't even make my own food without a serious amount of motivation(starvation)....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Undeclared View Post
    I don't think I would be bad at cooking.....just that it would be hell if I had to cook for all of you guys in hell. I'd rather rot in this 'so-called' hell than to cook for someone else! I can't even make my own food without a serious amount of motivation(starvation)....
    You haven't even tried, yet you assume you'll be good at it?
    I really hope that if I ever go to hell you wouldn't also be in hell .

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