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    why would we need police and mechanics in heaven? shouldn't there be no crime, and the cars run perfectly all the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chana View Post
    why would we need police and mechanics in heaven? shouldn't there be no crime, and the cars run perfectly all the time?
    Because although there won't be any crime in heaven, the place surely will be filled with pill popping, drug sucking, misbehaving, pot-heads chicks like you Chana .

    As for mechanics, the place will be filled with bad drivers like @Lady X. Apparently even she doesn't know why she got her license.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady X View Post
    Huh?
    Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaLuminosity View Post
    My Version of a Problematic World (typism in good fun alert).

    The police are all INFP ("Did anyone hear the phone ring?" "Who's missing a foam earring?")

    The mechanics are all INFJ ("The problem isn't your car trouble but how you are looking at your car trouble.")

    The chefs are all ENTP ("Macaroni and cheese, beans, chocolate sauce, and pretzels... put in blender and then bake at 600 degrees. This could totally work ")

    The lovers are all INTP (Partner:"I love you" INTP: "Now when you say 'love', do you mean....?")

    All organized and run by ENFPs ("On second thought, let's make a gigantic bonfire with the paperwork and dance around it ")
    I love this!! It is all so true. I especially lol'd at the INFJ mechanics.
    Quote Originally Posted by SD45T-2 View Post
    EJCC and I could have a lot of fun with that.
    I can just imagine! Dundee orange marmalade on toast for everyone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    I can just imagine! Dundee orange marmalade on toast for everyone!
    The local meat shop has bacon burgers: 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon, 100% genius. I'd use those a lot too.

    But seriously, I mostly make desserts. I think I'd usually defer to you for the main dishes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairdoug View Post
    In heaven,

    the police are ENTJs
    the cars are SPs
    the food is ISFP or ExTP
    the lovers are NFs,
    and everything is run by NTs, with some xSTJs thrown in for good measure.

    In hell,
    the police are ESTPs
    the cars are NFs
    the food is SFJ
    the lovers are SJs
    and everything is run by SFJs and just enough immature SFPs to cause constant conflict-ridden bureaucratic chaos.
    You are like saying Heaven should be run by Stalin.
    The fear of poverty turns people into slaves of money.

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    Heaven: Run by Ps, Js do all the work

    Hell: Run by Js, Ps do all the work.
    The fear of poverty turns people into slaves of money.

    "In this Caesar there are many Mariuses"~Sulla

    Conquer your inner demons first before you conquer the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SD45T-2 View Post
    The local meat shop has bacon burgers: 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon, 100% genius. I'd use those a lot too.
    Mmmmm. Good thing you can't gain weight in heaven!
    But seriously, I mostly make desserts. I think I'd usually defer to you for the main dishes.
    Yay!!

    Can I make drinks too?? I make very good hot buttered rum.


    p.s. I think no one knew that ESTJs could be so adorable until our banter. 2 wings for the win, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Can I make drinks too?? I make very good hot buttered rum.
    Yeah, that would be good. I have essentially zero experience with drinks.
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