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    Honor Thy Inferior Such Irony's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riva View Post

    In Hell…

    The food/chefs are NT.


    Quote Originally Posted by Elfboy View Post

    Edit: Hell

    Food: NTPs
    I'm a good INTP cook, dammit. You obviously haven't tried my toast yet. I make a mean piece of toast.
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    Heaven:

    The police don't exist, because nobody would commit any crimes.
    The cars don't exist, because everyone knows telekinesis so nobody has to go to all the hard work to build cars.
    The food don't exist, because nobody would get hungry, and in heaven, there are greater pleasures than good food.
    The lovers don't exist, because there are greater pleasures in heaven than love.
    The organizers don't exist, because all of the above don't exist, so nobody has to go to all the hard work to organize anything:P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elfboy View Post
    The Police are STJs
    The Mechanics are STPs
    The Food is SFP
    The Lovers are NFP
    Everything is organized by NTJs

    Edit: Hell

    Police: still SJs
    Mechanics: NFPs
    Food: NTPs
    Lovers: STJs
    Everything is organized by SFJs
    I somehow feel reassured that there are no SPs in hell
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctang15 View Post
    Heaven:

    The police don't exist, because nobody would commit any crimes.
    The cars don't exist, because everyone knows telekinesis so nobody has to go to all the hard work to build cars.
    The food don't exist, because nobody would get hungry, and in heaven, there are greater pleasures than good food.
    The lovers don't exist, because there are greater pleasures in heaven than love.
    The organizers don't exist, because all of the above don't exist, so nobody has to go to all the hard work to organize anything:P
    Nothing to organize, nothing to build, no problems to solve? You call that heaven???
    I've been called a criminal, a terrorist, and a threat to the known universe. But everything you were told is a lie. The truth is, they've taken our freedom, our home, and our future. The time has come for all humanity to take a stand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I somehow feel reassured that there are no SPs in hell
    the STPs are the demons who torture you and stab you with pitch forks if you move out of line
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elfboy View Post
    the STPs are the demons who torture you and stab you with pitch forks if you move out of line
    Those are the xSTJs god dammit!

    Also

    SPs and the ENFPs - Sex slaves in heaven.
    SJs and the INTPs - Sex slaves in hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riva View Post
    Those are the xSTJs god dammit!

    Also

    SPs and the ENFPs - Sex slaves in heaven.
    SJs and the INTPs - Sex slaves in hell.
    that works hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeAppled View Post
    In my heaven

    police - NPs
    mechanics - STs
    food - SJs
    lovers - FPs
    Everything is organized by NJs

    In my hell

    police - ExTJs
    mechanics - FJs
    food - NTJs
    lovers - TPs
    Everything is organized by FPs


    TP lovers are quite romantic.

    Okay maybe that is not true.

    But I know ENTPs are.

    *Sends OA roses*

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaLuminosity View Post
    All organized and run by ENFPs ("On second thought, let's make a gigantic bonfire with the paperwork and dance around it ")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasofy View Post
    Crap, this is so true. Once a girl I was interested in said ''You are so intelligent and yet humble'' to which I replied ''And is that a good thing?''


    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeAppled View Post
    In my heaven

    police - NPs
    You're all going to die.

    mechanics - STs
    Would I get to work on steam locomotives?

    food - SJs
    EJCC and I could have a lot of fun with that. And I'd make sure that your cookies aren't broken.

    Quote Originally Posted by Coriolis View Post
    Nothing to organize, nothing to build, no problems to solve? You call that heaven???
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