Moist and sweet,
Bacon is nearly my favorite meat.
I'll eat it on a boat or on a train,
From its deliciousness I cannot refrain.
Tender and chewy is all very nice,
But blackened and burnt....
Well, variety is life's spice.
Yes, I love bacon,
Indeed I do,
I'd even munch on it in a church,
Sorry if I dripped on your pew.
And if someone dares
To snatch my pink delight
For their life they'll have to fight.
Indeed, it'll be a day they rue.
So ye be warned,
Embarrassed like the sheep shorn,
If you dare,
Come between my beloved bacon and me.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex