Have you screwed up, screwed around, or made any mistakes today? I probably do something screwy every single day. Yes, I'm awesome.
Today isn't over yet, but I'll start with last night:
I agreed to give a friend a ride home from work last night.
Went to dinner in a loud restaurant with someone I'm hoping to work with in the future.
Lost track of time at dinner, forgot to turn my phone ringer on and missed my friends call summoning me to pick them up.
Didn't remember to check my phone until 30 mins after the fact.
They caught a ride home with someone else.