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    Shook a bottle of foundation while getting ready and shook it ALL OVER THE FUCKING ROOM because last time I used it, I was too lazy to screw the lid back on properly.

    So now I'm at work still fuming about my Ivory Beige No. 20 speckled walls, chair, mirror and bed at home.
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    didn't study for part 2 of my prosody midterm enough.
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    Farted in the elevator, cause I was alone. But it made a halt on the 2nd floor and my boss entered as well. That was very awkward
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    Stuck a plastic spoon in the blender while I was in the middle of blending a smoothie. It broke the end off and chopped it into little tiny pieces mixed in with my smoothie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggly View Post
    Stuck a plastic spoon in the blender while I was in the middle of blending a smoothie. It broke the end off and chopped it into little tiny pieces mixed in with my smoothie.
    Vitamix or Blendtec?

    I hear that so much from the owners of those contraptions.

    It's been raining hard and when I was getting on the highway ramp today my car almost spun out. It went off the shoulder and into the next lane but no cars were directly behind or next to me.
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    I woke up a little later than my alarm, but still ended up arriving at a job interview 45 min too early. The mistake is, arriving too late or too early is not a good look.

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    I shot a video outside in a sandstorm. The audio quality is terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzeCze View Post
    Vitamix or Blendtec?

    I hear that so much from the owners of those contraptions.
    Mine is a Waring and it's falling apart. I didn't imagine anyone else would make such a stupid mistake.

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    I searched for several minutes for the baking powder... which I was holding in my hand at the time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porcelain Hearts View Post
    I woke up a little later than my alarm, but still ended up arriving at a job interview 45 min too early. The mistake is, arriving too late or too early is not a good look.
    At least you got the right day. I've gone in for a doctor's appointment on the wrong day. To my measured credit, I had several visits planned that month and I somehow mixed up a day of the week with the date. Or something. I dunno. :P
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