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    Default Today I bought bread...

    And when I took it home and looked at the packaging it said:

    Hazard! Keep out of reach of children.


    Should I be concerned?

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    Well, if someone wanted you dead, there would be no message!
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    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    Quote Originally Posted by allegorystory View Post
    And when I took it home and looked at the packaging it said:

    Hazard! Keep out of reach of children.


    Should I be concerned?
    I would love to put that packaging on my head to breathe deeply in.

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    Heh.. reminds me of one of the first episodes of Mad Men. One kid is running around the house with a plastic garment bag on his head. The mom yells at him, she doesn't want the bag ruined as it belongs to the laundromat.

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    Poke holes in it just to be safe

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    You should definitely be concerned. A bag that is a danger only to children? Whatever happened to equal hazard opportunity? Huh? It's a democrazy people! Democrazzzzy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegorystory View Post
    And when I took it home and looked at the packaging it said:

    Hazard! Keep out of reach of children.


    Should I be concerned?
    Well, if they can't have bread you could always let them eat cake.

    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    I would love to put that packaging on my head to breathe deeply in.
    With the bread in it?

    It would be a slow, bready death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allegorystory View Post
    With the bread in it?

    It would be a slow, bready death.
    I knead that kind of death though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturned View Post
    I knead that kind of death though.
    D'ough!


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