I would like to be the glorious Water Rat, but alas I am but a humble Mole.
And of course I like and admire the redoubtable Mr Toad, although my friends warn me about him. And of course I think the world of Mr Badger and we get on like a house on fire, though our houses would never catch fire 'cause we live underground - the only way for a sensible animal to live.
Mr Toad has introduced me to the Slow Food Movement. But his latest enthusiasm is to replace the absurd MBTI with the characters from, "Wind in the Willows".
Some say he only wants to do this out of sheer vanity, but I suspect he has our good at heart.