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    Quote Originally Posted by Beargryllz View Post
    My diet sierra mist fizzed up too much when I poured it into my glass, now I have to wait for the fizz to go down AND I have to pour it again

    Fucking bullshit
    This is one of my favourites thus far. That and @strawberries initial post <3

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    I get punished by the law for killing people, whereas thats not a problem in the third world.
    The fear of poverty turns people into slaves of money.

    "In this Caesar there are many Mariuses"~Sulla

    Conquer your inner demons first before you conquer the world.

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    I'm forced to go to community college because it is closer to my house.
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    My capri sun came without a straw, where the fuck am I supposed to find a straw with these precise dimensions, and in what century is this bullshit considered acceptable?

    I am furious

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    I've been prisoner in a surburban neighborhood for 15 years where I'm forced to mow my large lawn or else suffer the punishment of my neighbors giving me a disapproving look.

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    As we arrive at Espace I'm on the verge of tears as I'm certain we won't get a decent table. But we do; relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    pandora won't play the song I want, bitch!

    I skipped lunch now I'm going to starve to death, life's so tough in the first world
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    i picked up my dry cleaning last night and they had put three of my blouses in one plastic sleeve. i like it when my blouses are wrapped in separate plastic sleeves. i considered pointing this out to them, but i thought they might mention the environmental benefits of bundling the shirts together in one sleeve and then i'd feel a pang of guilt for seeking out more plastic wrapping while the earth gradually warms.

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    This morning I accidentally hit the "dismiss" button on my phone instead of "snooze", but I wasn't ready to get up

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    The food I ordered is on a large, round plate, and the portions are huge.

    I want it on a square plate where the portions are small, with parsley, sauce, and stuff outlining it.

    OR:

    I don't want food, I want a fucking art project!!!

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