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    A friend of mine cries about the alimony he has to pay his ex-wife - and then takes a vacation to Belize where he has the time of his life.

    I'm not saying he's being selfish about his wife - who cheated on him numerous times during their marriage. He has a point about that. But to be rich and still complaining about money issues - now that's a First World Problem.
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    dank so sticky i can't get it out my grinder

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    Losing ones joie de vivre.

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    After finally getting a pipe to install my laundry machine and do my first load in my apt, I forgot to get clothes pins, and its way too windy outside to use without - I would loose them all.
    After finally thinking I figured out why isn't the shower faucet standard size to connect a shower into it and getting a connector between a sink faucet and a shower head, it's way too big to fit.
    My HMO says I didn't report moving so that going to any hospital outside my previous registered one is going to cost a ton.

    So my first world problems: No clean clothes, can't shower, no access to medicine

    Oh wait...

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    i'm lonely & make ten dollars an hour, i don't have a blender, there is massive income inequality & the inner city is in decay, gay people are not allowed to get married, i don't have physical copies of all the Tribe called Quest cd's, my parents are unhappy, there is misery to the east, misery to the west, my bike chain broke two weeks ago, Starbucks closes at 8, there is death, i don't have a 4-track.

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    ^ Only half of those things are first world problems

    Speaking of: My free tutoring session by a woman that should be the professor but is really just donating her time for free to help us took forever teaching us shit I didn't bother to study before the session.
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    The other day when i ate a hamburger meal, my fries were too hot
    "Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict between thinking and feeling."
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    My LG LCD tv doesn't recognize aspect ratios automatically. I have to manually switch from 4:3 to cinema zoom when I watch the HD channels. Come on LG; get your act together.
    Senator Rand Paul is alive because of modern medicine and because his attacker punches like a girl.

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    I fucked up on a zelda game and used the key on the wrong door and now stuck and have to restart the whole game
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I can't put my face in the dog's fur with out getting a stuffy nose and itchy eyes, yet I can't stop myself then I take benedryl and feel drugged and drowsy an hour later

    he's really cute. ok!
    just take allegra instead. it's non-drowsy.

    it's 10pm and i'm out of diet coke. so, i have to walk 1/2 block to the store. 1st world problems seem to revolve around aspartame...

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