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    We have recently switched from cable tv back to satellite. This includes three-months of free premium channels such as Showtime.

    I've noticed that every time my wife browses channels, she always ends up on Showtime Women because there's always some random movie on there with a title and description that looks interesting to her.

    Every time I want to browse stations for something I might like, she says "Oh no, not Matrix again," even when Matrix isn't playing.

    I can see where this is going.
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
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    ...when I go on TypeC and no one else is online.

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    Believe, Resurrection, The Walking Dead, and Long Island Medium are all on at the same time tonight.
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    When your iphone has an air bubble under the screen protector.

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    My husband put the overripe bananas in the freezer, which was the exactly right thing to do. But I want banana muffins and now I will have to thaw the bananas before I can use them.
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    "I turned 16 and my parents didn't buy me a care. MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!"

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    When your iphone has an air bubble under the screen protector.
    I live in a 3rd world country. I promise that people here whine about the same thing.

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    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
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    I had to replace a colleague two days ago, and the customer I had to work out turned out to pee in a bucket next to his bed on a regular basis and he wanted me to throw it out for him. But yesterday I heard a story from a chick who worked as a nurse for a paralyzed man, she had to help him pee and the only way anyone could help him pee was by jerking him off a bit at first, so I guess I'm relatively well off. But still. Pee. Ew.
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