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    Justin Bieber has never spat on me.
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    Don't get a paper cut underneath your nail. It might take a couple days to heal.
    Actually the bills are plastic. No paper cuts!


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    I just got glutened.

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    Canadia uses slightly different stuff that's very hard to understand for Americans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    Canadia uses slightly different stuff that's very hard to understand for Americans.
    We have Australians to thank. They started making plastic money a while ago.

    EDIT: I just thought of another first world problem: one dollar bills! Vile things. At the end of every day I've spent in the US I've had a pocket full of useless dollar bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    We have Australians to thank. They started making plastic money a while ago.
    Yes, we find plastic money is more attractive, stronger and cleaner. And we make plastic money for the Reserve Banks of other countries.

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    My paintball gun isn't worth enough to sell anymore

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    My cat keeps jumping on the shelf and drinking the water out of my battery powered zen water fountain, so now I can't go to sleep to the sound of trickling water.
    "In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same." - Einstein

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    How the hell are loonies an improvement over dollar bills?

    Who wants coins?

    Arguably two-nies are kinda ok. But clearly not as nice as two dollar bills.



    Also, aesthetically, American money is the nicest. Everywhere else is friggin pink and blue and mauve with kids playing hockey on it.
    Don't know how much it'll bend til it breaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mole View Post
    Yes, we find plastic money is more attractive, stronger and cleaner. And we make plastic money for the Reserve Banks of other countries.
    And before I could even mention your name, you were there like mud on a stick.

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