1000 channels and still nothing on! i'm so bored... just going to eat the half gallon of ice cream in my freezer now.
Feeling sick after eating too much meat last night.
I have to pee but the toilet is soooo far away
The pretzels I am eating are far too soft and have not enough salt on them.
I'm hungry and want a sub, but they don't do delivery :<
The screen on my iPhone is a little too small for comfortable browsing!!
I was trying to get a little too much salsa on the chip and the chip broke.
Sometimes my fingers hurt from typing on my iPhone too much. And Siri has trouble processing my Australian accent.
Stupid phone quit prompting me to type Tehran instead of teh on intertardz forum.
"Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey
There's nothing to watch.
"It's never enough." The Cure