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    Nerd King Usurper Edgar's Avatar
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    Today I went to Costco to buy some bottled water, because I frown upon the idea of drinking from the tap. I took a folding cart with me for the specific purpose of hauling that water. After I purchased the water, I started driving home. A few minutes later, I realized that I left the cart at the store parking lot. I immediately turned the car around and made a hasty return trip back, while still maintaining the speed limit and respecting all other applicable traffic laws. As I arrived back to the parking lot, to my dismay, the cart was no longer there. At that exact moment, I saw an Asian couple pull away from the spot that I was previously parked in. Since the time window between when I left the cart and returned for it was rather small, I made a reasonable conclusion that they were responsible for my cart no longer being there. I am quite certain that the culprits were not Japanese, because Japanese usually do not appropriate unattended items due to their cultural norms and expectations. If I had to make an educated guess, I'd say the culprits were Chinese. Possibly Korean.

    Anyway, as I carried that heavy box of bottled water to my apartment without the assistance of my now stolen cart, I reflected on the fact that our country should be a bit more discerning when it comes to accepting new immigrants.
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    in third world countries.
    we have servants that
    cost just a $100 month.

    i could just buy a pair
    of shoes, or employ
    6 servants for a month.
    or 1 servant for 6 months.
    or any other fancy math
    combination.
    every normal man must be tempted, at times,
    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
    h.l. mencken

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    Why can't I find a phone that's neither a touch-screen gizmo nor a Blackberry?

    NOT FAIR.
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    I have a caffiene headache and coffee breath. Fuck you starbucks!

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    I miss my Cafe Mocha.

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    I want ice cream! Not gelato. ICE CREAM. Arrgh.

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    I need a reverb VST for Cakewalk.
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    “Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings -- always darker, emptier and simpler.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche




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    I ran out of gel insoles, so I can't wear my stiletto heels until the next time I can make a run to Walgreens. Boo.
    1w9 sx/sp
    A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

    All that is gold does not glitter
    Not all those who wander are lost

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    it's annoying when someone reps you and they don't have a wall. i guess i could send a PM, but meh.

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    Sooooooooo much homework and projects!

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