--Quote from another poster because I mostly react, rather than thinking up questions of my own. TOO LAZY.
--Couple of paragraphs of analysis with CAPITALIZEDemoticon-tagged () words for emphasis, in an effort to make it sound like it does in my head
--Attempt at being funny so as to not Ti everyone into a coma
Long-winded fake anecdote littered with sarcasm as a pizza-like dough base, grated over top with bits of crude, perverse humor, and sprinkled with a bit of self-deprecating truth carefully baked into the crust, making both myself and potential readers equally uncomfortably full and gassy.