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    Default MBTI According To Uncyclopedia

    F is for Furious

    You go buttsecks insane at the drop of a grain of pocket lint, and you strongly love or hate everyone you meet. Your tears are curing thirst in Africa.

    Unclyclopedia's Myers-Briggs

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    Those descriptions are strangely astute.

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    ENFP, ENFJ, ENTP, ENTJ, ESFP, ESFJ, ESTP, ESTJ - The users who shouldn't be using the Interweb
    Nobody with an E dimension to their Myers-Briggs type should ever use the Interweb. If you fall into one of these categories, disconnect your Interweb and call an ambulance immediately. The Interweb is extremely dangerous in untrained hands, and you're lucky you haven't killed yourself. You probably have been raped by cartoon bears several times.
    What an obvious excuse to skip half of the descriptions

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    ISFJ - The sobbing geeks

    These users like using computers. Most of their contributions to Uncyclopedia will probably be deleted, and they will cry.
    HA! Way too funny because...well....it's probably true...



    "The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it."
    ― Woodrow Wilson

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    INFP - The Beauties

    Hottest type x3
    They are often found contemplating life's mysteries in caves and occasionally popping up to do good deeds before they are subdued and stifled by ESXJ authorities. They generally have the goodwill and kindness to forgive these evil people.
    Clearly they know what they're talking about

    P is just P

    You smoke P, you eat pea, you pee, sometimes all at the same time. You have no idea what you're going to be doing tomorrow because your plans always change, for the purposes of avoiding debt collectors.
    What?! Was this written by a New Zealander?
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    I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas;
    they've gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the colour of my mind.

    - Emily Bronte

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    Aww, they don't have one for enneagram. Somebody should make one.

    INTP - The mad scientists

    These users are the mad scientists. Their test tubes of crazy ideas spill across the Uncyclopedia pages, causing all manner of chain reactions and realignments of the cosmological fabric of the webspace-time continuum.
    Oooh! I think I like this.

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    ISFJ - The sobbing geeks

    These users like using computers. Most of their contributions to Uncyclopedia will probably be deleted, and they will cry.
    I don't think female ISFJs are computer geeks. Maybe just the male ones are.

    The rest of the site was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggly View Post
    I don't think female ISFJs are computer geeks. Maybe just the male ones are.

    The rest of the site was funny.
    Like, all the ISFJs I know are forum whores. And they're all female. So maybe it's actually on to something there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mujigay View Post
    Like, all the ISFJs I know are forum whores. And they're all female. So maybe it's actually on to something there?
    Really? Where are they on the interwebz? I must be at the wrong forum (here).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggly View Post
    Really? Where are they on the interwebz? I must be at the wrong forum (here).
    Yeah, you're definitely on the wrong forum. This is NF/NT central.

    All my ISFJ friends stalk around soompi, or different Harry Potter forums. They all are nuts about Harry Potter as well. Probably a coincidence, but there you have it.
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