Quote Originally Posted by redcheerio View Post
I've never owned a pair of Birkenstocks.

They're UGLY.

Even worse:

Birks + socks = fashion hell
I did. They were a staple of my wardrobe (socks and all) in grad school. Even wore them to a big presentation once, when my new dress shoes were giving me blisters. Have replaced them since with Eccos.

Never played a DS, X-box, Wii, gameboy, etc.
Never went to a rock concert
Never owned an iphone, ipad, ipod, or i-anything
Never had caller ID on my landline
Never stood up a friend for a meeting
Never let my car get messy inside
Never went hunting, or gambling, or golfing
Never lost my keys or wallet
Never ran out of gas