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    This just cracked me up over at INTPc:

    http://forums.intpcentral.com/showpo...6&postcount=12

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    That cracks me up quite a bit too.
    They're running just like you
    For you, and I, wooo
    So people, people, need some good ol' love

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    One time when I was in college, I found a bunch of paintballs lying around. I picked them up, and I brought them home. I put them in a little clay bowl over by my bed. I had seven of them.

    Later on, I went out with my girlfriend.

    When we came back, my roommate was in the room, and there were only six paintballs. My reaction was something like "Holy crap! I lost a paintball. We need to find it. I don't want it to randomly get squished somewhere and get paint all over."

    My girlfriend and I started looking around the room, trying to figure out where the paintball went. We were searching around the desk, and then I crawled down to look under the bed. We didn't find anything.

    Finally I got up and I said: "Hey Pete, do you know what happened to the paintball?"

    He paused. He looked nervous. A little embarrassed. He cleared his throat.

    "Umm yeah. I thought it was a gum ball."

    "You ate my paintball?"

    "Yeah. It was pretty gross."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso Mocoso View Post
    "Yeah. It was pretty gross."
    Heh heh.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Nice. That is, in fact, 1337.
    I'm not a procrastinator. I'm a long-term planner.

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    Can this thread also be a good place for me to say that I am sooooo bored right now? Seriously. Someone entertain me and put me out of my misery. I can't think of a single thing to do.

    Funny? No. But true! True counts for something huh?

    I have Lewis Black on tv now, and even that isn't doing it.

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    I'm about to have dinner, but I'm not sure that matzoh ball soup is all that entertaining. Maybe afterwards I'll pull the trick I managed earlier today - I had my legs crossed with the laptop on top, and when I stood up I fell right down because my leg had fallen asleep.

    Top notch!
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Edit: I can repost that if someone wants but I was just punch drunk from staying up too late. I just reread it and it wasn't even mildly amusing.

    "<Mr. BryNTP>, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    I'm about to have dinner, but I'm not sure that matzoh ball soup is all that entertaining. Maybe afterwards I'll pull the trick I managed earlier today - I had my legs crossed with the laptop on top, and when I stood up I fell right down because my leg had fallen asleep.

    Top notch!
    Ooh, that is a good one! See, in this day and age, you need someone around at all times with a video camera, to catch it for youtube purposes.

    And for the record, matzoh ball soup is hilarious.

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    DANGIT! I was so close. So. close. Do I get some Rice-A-Roni, too? I really love the San Francisco treat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    DANGIT! I was so close. So. close. Do I get some Rice-A-Roni, too? I really love the San Francisco treat.
    DANGIT! I was nabbed before I could edit it. Rice-A-Roni?! That was part of the grand prize package.

    Edit: I would have also accepted "Suck it, Trebek!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by BryNTP View Post
    DANGIT! I was nabbed before I could edit it. Rice-A-Roni?! That was part of the grand prize package.

    Edit: I would have also accepted "Suck it, Trebek!"
    Heehee! <3 that sketch.

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