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    I've been listening to Eddie Izzard on my Zune quite a bit, and I just scored tickets to see The Kids in the Hall when they come to Philly!
    Who wants to try a bottle of merc's "Extroversion Olive Oil?"

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    Several years ago I was riding a bicycle in this little Wyoming town. I was crossing a bridge, and there were no shoulders, so I had to ride right along the white line, partially in the lane. A guy drives past me in a car, and he has to move over into the other lane a bit to avoid me (which wasn't a problem, since there was no one else in that lane). After passing me, he opens his car door, leans out, and faces back at me so he can yell, "Get off the damn road!" Of course, he's doing all this while driving, so he comes incredibly close to actually falling out of the car. He just barely managed to pull himself back in, swerving wildly as he does because he's pulling himself in by the steering wheel. So what he actually yelled was something like, "Get off the damn rowohWOHWOHwoed!" (*door slam*)

    I was laughing so hard I had to pull my bike over and stop. I was really, really disappointed that he didn't actually fall out. If he had, I would have ridden my bike up to where he lay on the pavement, looked down at him, and yelled, "Get off the damn road!"
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    Eddie Izzard is awesome. He's coming here next month and I'm too broke to go!

    Edited: THAT is freaking hilarious, Martoon! Oh, karma. How I love thee.

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    My stomach hurts from laughing sooooooo hard. Thanks Martoon!
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    ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

    That's me saying the ABC backwards without batting an eye.

    You're probably thinking "whoa, holy shit, that was pretty fucking insane, Edahn" but actually, I just memorized it. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
    LOL. That is a classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainChick View Post
    I saw his stand-up once, and I thought he was great!!! My friend then told me he was dead, and I didn't believe him, but he is. :sad:
    Guessing he's not doing "stand-up" anymore, then, eh? (*badump bum, tssshh*)

    I only feel appropriate saying that because he was, in fact, a comedian, and I think he'd appreciate it.
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    Edahn, does it concern you at all what people who don't know the Arrested Development reference might think of your title? (Please tell me it is, in fact, a comedic reference.)
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    Edahn, I feel stupid.

    I don't get what is funny about Analrapist. Except perhaps the fact that you are classifying yourself as such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    Edahn, does it concern you at all what people who don't know the Arrested Development reference might think of your title? (Please tell me it is, in fact, a comedic reference.)
    How weird is that!?!?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainChick View Post
    Edahn, I feel stupid.

    I don't get what is funny about Analrapist. Except perhaps the fact that you are classifying yourself as such.

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainChick View Post
    How weird is that!?!?!?!?!?

    LMAO! That was beautiful. Thank you for so aptly illustrating my point.
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