Route One: Just say whatever the fuck is on your mind. Maybe derail a thread or two with randomly injected fluff. Just sound abrasive and obnoxious.
Route Two: Post random videos and pictures that SORT OF but NOT REALLY connect to the topic. Unless what you're replying too is already off topic, then you must be on-topic to the off-topic. Otherwise, you'll just look crazy.
Route Three: Go around asking question. Tenaciously. If they ask you a question, just repeat the question back at them. If you're not making people feel angry or stupid, you're not doing it right.
Route Four: Throw tantrums when ever you get the chance. Then seek forgiveness. Repeat. Just think of it as the equivalent of your shampooing routine. Rinse, Lather, Repeat.
Route Five: Think of the most fucked up shit you can come up with, and start topics about them. Bonus points: If you fabricate a first-person experience.
Route Six: Laugh when people feel offended, feel offended when people laugh. Make them think you could snap at any second. Go back to Route Three.
Falter: Deny you're a troll.
Last edited by figsfiggyfigs; 08-30-2011 at 09:54 PM.
Reason: There are more, but i'm too sleepy to think of any