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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoBiscuit View Post
    They be like Smoove (what?)
    Can u teach me how to dougie?
    You know why?
    'Cause all da bitches love me
    OOOMMMMGGG!!!

    You beat me to it!

    That song totally popped into my head when I read the title of this thread.

    Also --

    Please don't get yourself in trouble Prpl, you have to stay unbanned until at least our meet-up.

    Also, for some reason I read this as "INTP: Please Teach Me How To Troll" so I came over here to and go "how apt".
    “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde

    "I'm outtie 5000" ― Romulux

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    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
    Don't listen to him, prplz, he's trolling you.
    No u try to troll
    "Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict between thinking and feeling."
    — C.G. Jung

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    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
    Route One: Just say whatever the fuck is on your mind. Maybe derail a thread or two with randomly injected fluff. Just sound abrasive and obnoxious.

    Route Two: Post random videos and pictures that SORT OF but NOT REALLY connect to the topic. Unless what you're replying too is already off topic, then you must be on-topic to the off-topic. Otherwise, you'll just look crazy.

    Route Three: Go around asking question. Tenaciously. If they ask you a question, just repeat the question back at them. If you're not making people feel angry or stupid, you're not doing it right.

    Route Four: Throw tantrums when ever you get the chance. Then seek forgiveness. Repeat. Just think of it as the equivalent of your shampooing routine. Rinse, Lather, Repeat.

    Route Five: Think of the most fucked up shit you can come up with, and start topics about them. Bonus points: If you fabricate a first-person experience.

    Route Six: Laugh when people feel offended, feel offended when people laugh. Make them think you could snap at any second. Go back to Route Three.

    Falter: Deny you're a troll.

    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
    HEY! I'm not a troll!!
    Hey, I guess YWIR really does know how to troll!
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEGERdeMAIN View Post
    this is another case where u shuld play ded
    Bite me, big boy.

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    Trolling isn't just an art, it's also a neurological condition. Not unlike abstract paintings.


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    Say snide, witty, passive-aggressive things to everyone you don't like that don't actually break the rules.

    But of course, real trolls do things like YWIR was saying...start topics about the most offensive, crazy, questionable thing you can think of, and defend it tenaciously. Personally insult people and pretend to be affronted and angry when they suggest that you're not really a Nazi, a male prostitute, or aspiring to create a government similar to North Korea.

    Or you could pull a JTG and just spam the forum with annoying pics, after following people around and pretending to be some 1950's sitcom caricature of a nice, friendly ISFJ and asking people annoying questions (again, kind of like what YWIR said) and feigning complete innocence when they start to get irritated with your "friendly curiosity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    Pleeaase
    Open a topic with the title "Teach me how to troll". Pretend that it's because you're genuinely interested in the process, and start attention whoring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Litvyak View Post
    Open a topic with the title "Teach me how to troll". Pretend that it's because you're genuinely interested in the process, and start attention whoring.
    Master Troll status.

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    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth

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    This is how I saw that.
    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex

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