Most of my family/acquaintances/friends don't even speak good enough English to follow what's going on here.
But even if they did, I wouldn't want them around.
The only one who knows about this site is my husband, and I most definitely do NOT want him to sign up - EVER! I'd go totally paranoid if he did, triple-guessing myself all the time, wondering if there is any way he's going to take whatever I say in some unpredictable negative way. No thanks