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    Can't you just fondle, like normal people do?
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    My cat loooooooves being spanked. When I stop, she meows and comes back for more. *shrugs*

    Try spanking with the empty cardboard tube from the middle of an aluminium foil/clingwrap roll. The part just in front of the tail seems to be a favourite. And when I tap the tube on the ground, she comes bolting over.

    I don't think it's masturbating the cat though... otherwise you'd get some sort of deposit?

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    New champion for "Best Thread Title Ever". The king is dead, long live the king.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordpath View Post
    I have a serious question: am I masturbating the cat when I do this? lol
    Hmm. Afterwards, does the cat ever smoke a cigarette while appearing to be in a lethargic state?

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    Is this a troll thread using innuendo to post about masturbation? I recognise that avatar too, is this a name changed member?

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    Christ.

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    if they dont like something or you, then they would avoid it and you. Im guessing she likes you, the attention and stimulation, since she is coming back for more. im not sure if its getting its jollies off of this. after your done, does she retreat to the corner and starts licking herself immediately. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou View Post
    New champion for "Best Thread Title Ever". The king is dead, long live the king.
    Exactly what i was going to post. Well, I probably would have stated it differently. Because it is now impossible to judge, I'll say it would have been funnier. I can't post it now of course. It would feel like a rehash.
    Does he want a pillow for his head?

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    Just like I had hoped, this thread has delivered a couple of chuckles.

    @knight: The cat is a boy (no homo)... I wasn't sure of its gender until just recently. I've lived here with the cat for like 8 months without knowing for sure.

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    Where is the video footage?! C'mon man! Get to it so we can better assess.
    "The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things." - Rainer Maria Rilke

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