A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '
My cat loooooooves being spanked. When I stop, she meows and comes back for more. *shrugs*
Try spanking with the empty cardboard tube from the middle of an aluminium foil/clingwrap roll. The part just in front of the tail seems to be a favourite. And when I tap the tube on the ground, she comes bolting over.
I don't think it's masturbating the cat though... otherwise you'd get some sort of deposit?
if they dont like something or you, then they would avoid it and you. Im guessing she likes you, the attention and stimulation, since she is coming back for more. im not sure if its getting its jollies off of this. after your done, does she retreat to the corner and starts licking herself immediately. lol
New champion for "Best Thread Title Ever". The king is dead, long live the king.
Exactly what i was going to post. Well, I probably would have stated it differently. Because it is now impossible to judge, I'll say it would have been funnier. I can't post it now of course. It would feel like a rehash.