Shaving your head bald was mildly entertaining. Didn't know I could grow THAT much hair in only 6-7 months. We almost filled up the wastebasket. Would've been easier if you had a mirror though. One thing I'm sure of now is that the electric hair trimmer we found in the garage an hour ago can definitely still cut your hair, even though it's probably older than you are.
*rubs head some more*
edit: new studies show that it takes considerably less time to shower when there's no hair to wash. back to you neg.